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The warden squinted at the lines, suspicious but curious. \u201cMagnets?\u201d he repeated, leaning closer. Sure enough, instead of hooks, each pole ended in a shiny magnet clinking softly against bits of metal from the riverbed. Bottle caps, nails, a rusted lure or two\u2014trash, not trout. The first blonde shrugged with a disarming smile. \u201cSee? We\u2019re cleaning, not fishing.\u201d<\/p>\n

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For a moment, he didn\u2019t know whether to laugh or lecture. Technically, they were right. No bait, no hooks, no fish\u2014no violation. Just three women turning a lazy afternoon into an impromptu river cleanup. Finally, the warden shook his head, half defeated, half impressed. \u201cAll right,\u201d he sighed, \u201ccarry on.\u201d As he walked away, the second blonde whispered to the others, \u201cTold you the magnets would work.\u201d And the third, still staring at her motionless line, muttered, \u201cI just wish the fish liked metal.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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